*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
- me: hello darkness my old friend
- darkness: new phone who dis
I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.
What kind of guy the signs like
- Bad Boys: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus
- Nice Guys: Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius
- Rich Dudes: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Leo

